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April 19, 2004

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Our duplex has new owners. Instead of agents coming around with prospective buyers, now our landlords have contractors working on our their house. One of my neighbors was asleep when the men began work at 8 am, talking loudly and using their tools to do loud noisy things to the window by his bed.

Contractor 1: Ah say, she proDUCE! She only twenny-FI'E and she a'ready got SIX of 'em. Ah think she proDUCE ev'ry tahm she lay down!"

C2, C3: Cackle, cackle, cackle.

Later, upon recounting the story to me and Madcap Shoelace...

Me: Nice!

J: I know, right? I was, like, this cannot be happening.

[Shamelessly ripped and mixed from J's original post.]

Yours, &c., LC | 02:21 PM | Slice o' Life | TrackBack (0)

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